I woke up to some growling just now.
When I opened my eyes, I saw some weird... hairless creature. It wasn't a
reptile or amphibian. When my eyes finally adjusted, I saw that its pants were
down, butt pressed against the wall. We made eye contact.
"I command you to stop whatever
you're—" I was cut off by a really loud sound.
The creature cackled, running off
with its pants down at its ankles. In the wall where its butt used to be was a
hole. I got up and investigated it. The smell of shit killed my nostrils and I
have never felt more insulted in my life.
-Jeremy
